This week Jess attempts to get over her breakup with Russ, by backsliding with good ole Paul! Schmidt’s penis is still broken. Nick is considering moving in with Caroline, and Winston is sporting (horribly) an earring.
Best quotes/moments of tonight’s New Girl.
"The economy stinks, bees are dying, today’s movies are pretty much all sequels, and my penis is broken"- Schmidt
"I’m gonna be a single old lady flashing people on the subway"- Jess
Paul’s crying montage
"If you hurt her I will let myself die and then haunt you"- Cece’s Bhabi
"Is emotional intimacy turning you on?"- Cece
"Sex is a sprint, not a marathon"- Nick